Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
