Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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