just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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