They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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