So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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