You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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