Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
