I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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