Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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