Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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