Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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