She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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