just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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