I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
babies were throwing up all over the place
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's blow job season.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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