just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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