D3 body, D1 cock
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
he was CRYING into my vagina
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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