the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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