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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
You're like the curious george of whores
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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