But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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