the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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