started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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