who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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