I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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