OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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