are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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