He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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