I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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