Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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