Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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