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I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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