They should really pass out barf bags in church
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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