I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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