You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
only if we run a train.
done.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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