xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You have to summon your inner elephant
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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