He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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