We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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