Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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