Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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