whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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