okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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