I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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