my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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