Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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