she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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