batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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