As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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