omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
its not stalking. its research.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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