Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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