I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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