I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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