made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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