No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
