Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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