Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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