P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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